Have we got it all wrong about the provinces?
When a man at a dinner party told her parts of South London were quite nice, social commentater Stupy De Gunt discovered an amazing new trend: people are actually living happy, civilised liberal minded lives, outside of North London.
An alibi here, a signature there, and pretty soon you can forget about your financial responsibilities with the amazing new financial product, the TESSA.
Terms and conditions apply: Cabinet Ministers only
Sports editor Dick Menace is over the moon about England's chances in Germany this June
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Everything about us is second rate, our technique is abysmal, the kids are all stupid, old people are racists, the weather is awful, and there's nothing on telly
Sunday, February 27, 2006
Dick Menace raves pver England's exciting new crop of young players ahead of tonights game with Brazil and dubs them "The team of the Ice Age"!
Saturday 26 February 2006,
Shocking number of people want Cherie Law in UK
The NHS death camps where thousands of pensioners are exterminated every week, while Parliament endlessly debates rights for foxes
What to wear at this summer's water riots
The emergency stand-pipe will be the place to see and be seen this summer. But what do you wear to these places? Should we dress for combat? What colours and fabrics produce a look that says "hey, that's my water!"
For many of us, dealing with the CEO of Thames Water will be our first lynching. Stringing up the fat cat, may be a no-brainer, but the event will present some difficult wardrobe decisions.
Drug dealer is caged
Police and customs swoop after fiend openly trades drugs in pounds and ounces
Controversial author of Who Do You Sue?
millions of devotees, according to survey
Has the Daily Mail swung too far to the left?
Uncorruptable left wing comic John Fortune accepts money to be the new voice of the Daily Mail. Surely he's too principled to sell out. Then again, he has done McDonalds adverts in the past
I still have some standards, he insists, as he refuses to run for Liberal Leadership battle too
Why smokers pay the most tax